If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer

If you mesed up with your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and start all over!

To get your daily exercise, just clik on "run"

If you needed a break from life, click on "suspend"

Hit "any key" to continue life when ready

To "add/remove" someone in your life, click setting and control panel

To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings

If life gets too noisy, turn off the speaker

When you lose your car keys, click on "find"

"Help" with the chores is just a click away

You wouldn't need auto insurance. You'd use your boot diskette to recover from a crash

We could click on "send" and the kids would go to bed immediately

To feel like a new person, click on "refresh"

Click on "close" to shut up the kids

To undo a mistake, click on "back"

Is your wardrobe getting old? Click "update"

If you don't like cleaning the litter box, click on "delete"